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 <title>Kill a Palestinian and rest</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;A Jewish mother was bidding farewell to her son who had been called up to serve in the Israeli Defense Force.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Don&#039;t exert yourself too much,&quot; she tells him, &quot;Kill a Palestinian and rest. Kill another Palestinian and rest again…&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;But mother,&quot; he exclaims, &quot;What if the Palestinians kill me?&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Kill you?&quot; she cries out, &quot;Why? What have you done to them?&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <title>A Little Perspective On Things</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Pythagorean Theorem: 24 words.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Lord&#039;s Prayer: 66 words.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Archimedes&#039; Principle: 67 words.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The 10 Commandments: 179 words.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Gettysburg Address: 286 words.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The U.S. Government regulations on the sale of cabbage: 26,911 words.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Enough said...&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 03:19:31 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title>The Final 39 Third-Grader Jokes</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://notorc.blogspot.com/2008/01/anatomy-of-humor-final-39-third-grader.html&quot; title=&quot;Go to the original news source.&quot;&gt;Original news source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://you.presscue.com/node/78&quot;&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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