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All those army commercials proclaiming, "be the best that you can be," neglect to mention the actual reality of military service: you're cannon fodder. If you're not smart enough to figure that out by age 18, you are that special kind of stupid that is easily distracted by shiny objects and pretty words. Gang members, homicidal psychos, poor people with no job opportunities, lost middle class losers who have no direction in their lives and a few rich mofos who go in as officers... all worthless sacks of shit who weren't going to do anything with their lives anyway. Just look at it this way: 4000 losers eliminated from the gene pool who won't be reproducing. Halifuckinluuuyah, thank you jesus!!!