Text:
"Having sex burns around 4 calories per minute, roughly the same as mowing the lawn".
"Clearly, you are doing it wrong"
(Photo Credit: Nicole Lee)
Sex: you're doin it wrong [pic]
Posted 2 months ago by smilingdolphin
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- 31 points
That's what she said.
That's what she said.
presscue sucks and stills
presscue sucks and stills content and somehow keeps making it all over reddit
"Stills" <sic> content
1: Learn to spell. People who cannot spell even the most common words are looked upon as complete idiots by those who paid attention in elementary school.
2: Credit for the picture was properly given, and linked as well.
you're a fag
you're a fag
What wit
That must have hurt.
get lost...
get lost...
Preety funny!
Preety funny!
Doing what wrong? The sex?
Doing what wrong? The sex? Or the mowing?
lol i think the sex
lol i think the sex
I'm Going to Go Mow My Lawn
If I'm not back in 2.4 minutes flat, call my lawyer cuz apparently I love my lawn more than my soon-to-be-wife.
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THE LETTER R
ROFL ROFL ROFL .....ROTFLMFAOOI yes the sign is WRONG
Who authorized this sign?
Who authorized this sign? v_v definately wrong.
You should have seen how much weight my boyfriend lost after we moved in together :D
why?? cuz he had to mow the
why?? cuz he had to mow the lawn from then on?? :p
"presscue sucks and stills
"presscue sucks and stills content and somehow keeps making it all over reddit"
copy and paste this if you agree
STFU you illiterate piece of shit
if you don't like this website, then fuck off, and don't let the door hit your retarded ass on the way out
you spelled "steelz" wrong
you spelled "steelz" wrong
steelz
So did you.
And people wonder why English-speakers, and Americans in particular, are thought to be stupid.
I don't wonder
One reason people might think we're so stupid is because people like you can't understand a joke. Seriously, WTF is wrong with you? Stills was a misspelling. Steelz was a joke.
Don't be stupid.
No such thing as doing it wrong
get over yourself, you fucking idiot.
and if there was a 'right' way to do it, it would just make you a worthless professional whore
Those are the words of a
Those are the words of a virgin.
Or someone jaded
who doesn't give a crap
Nope, definitely a virgin.
Nope, definitely a virgin.
whoz right ... ???
so how do you do it right ... ???
and how much will it burn ... ???
any girls wanna explain ... ???
I like it wrong
only with chix who like some rough trade
after i'm done, she's gonna be black'n'blue and missing some hair
I think your getting the
I think your getting the mowing the lawn and sex a bit mixed up.
Anyone that has posted a
Anyone that has posted a comment on this picture to argue with an anonymous person is living proof that human beings should not be aloud to reproduce.
idiot
the posts here are NOT to argue with that person but to start a new dialog here with others who can reply. considering you're incapable of that level of abstraction, it's you who should not reproduce.
?
hahaha.... aloud?
(sorry, just joining in on everyone else being a phonics/grammar/homonym bum)
Not doing it wrong
The guy who wrote the reply on the sign obviously thinks that he's some kind of champ at sex and that it should be treated like some competitive event. Newsflash: you're no hero, and anyone who gets off is doing it right, because the real purpose of sex is procreation.
Bragging about your pride in your penis doesn't make you special, it makes you sound like a blowhard liar. And if that's all you have to distinguish yourself, then you've got nothing because sex is the lowest common denominator.
"Bragging about your pride
"Bragging about your pride in your penis doesn't make you special" - unless you have a three-foot penis, like me. I'm quite proud of mine and I don't care who knows (I can hardly hide it!)
Onomatopoeia
"Bragging about your pride in your penis doesn't make you special" - unless you have a three-foot penis, like me. It's not something I can hide easily, so why not brag about it?
D'oh
That's right, post the same thing twice, why don't you.
HUH?
Wow, people surprise me everyday. If you think that you are intelligent enough to make comments about intelligent comments, then be intelligent and realize that the world is doomed so why worry. FTDS! (F**K the dumb S**T)
Seriously
Its just a joke. You don't have to analyze. The guy was just trying to be funny, if you think you don't think it was, just move on. You sound like much more of a jerk then the guy who wrote on the sign.
LOL
You must be the guy that wrote on the sign!
How did you know?
not fair...
bahaha
the comments are funnier than the sign....
up the mighty penis!
In praise of my penis
my penis is so might it inspires poetry and song
your penis is too tiny and you do sex all wrong
Does this mean if I mow the
Does this mean if I mow the lawn for more than four hours I should seek medical help?
but you have fun with
but you have fun with passion.
Clearly, if she's not
Clearly, if she's not bleeding by the time you're though, you're not a man.
I thought everyone knew this?
lulz
interwebs ftw.
l2p nubs.
I burned the equivalent of a
I burned the equivalent of a lot of sex calories as a kid mowing the lawn. I did not have fun though. Maybe if I pushed the lawnmower harder and faster I might have!!!
UR DOIN IT WRONG.
UR DOIN IT WRONG.
hmm
I think he's just calling someone fat.
This comment blog is more
This comment blog is more entertaining than the actual picture its self. Get over yourself, kiddies, it's just the interwebs.
Every1 posting here's a homo!
I can not bleevie all you gay hoemsouaxl fgatos are psinotg scuh ricidluous blulsiht. Wiat... Dman! If my sbuejct lnie is crorcet, tehn I'm a hmoo too! Please! Someone reply to this and tell me what a douche I am. I'll start feeling left out if this sits here much longer!
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