
Photo by gruntzooki (Creative Commons Licence)
Café 1001 is a cosy London coffee shop and dj bar where you can get fresh food and drink from dawn until dusk, 7 days a week.
For your own safety they will thoroughly search you before you get in. They like their customers so much that they will even take a photo of you, and keep it indefinitely.
Rumour has it that they are going to add 983 to their name

The United Kingdom is
The United Kingdom is teeming with British-born Pakistani terrorists. There's no choice but to employ these draconian measures to protect innocent citizens from these savage Islamic parasites. If we can send them all back to Pakistan, we could once again live in peace here.
But then all of the 64,000
But then all of the 64,000 Indian restaurants on Brick Lane will close down and this coffee shop will go out of business.
But then all of the 64,000
But then all of the 64,000 Indian restaurants on Brick Lane will close down
Music to my ears.
and this coffee shop will go out of business.
You are wrong. Once we get rid of the Paki-terror-inni-boys, the cafe can get rid of all the drastic security measures, and more decent customers will start frequenting the place.
Racist motherfucker
Racist motherfucker
Remember 7/7?
Remember 7/7?
And all other attempted terror strikes on Britain?
The work of British-born Paksitani terror-boys.
And Islam is truly the religion of death
9/11 -> Islamic terrorists
7/7 -> Islamic terrorists
Madrid -> Islamic terrorists
Bali -> Islamic terrorists
Beslan -> Islamic terrorists
And Hundreds of acts of terror against non-Muslim populations in Israel and India.
(Luckily for the civilized world, in Iraq, Afghanistan and Pakistan, Muslims are wiping out other Muslims).
Perhaps
you should keep your racist mother off the streets, then.
IGNORANT BITCH.
IGNORANT BITCH.
You're an ignorant fuck.
You're an ignorant fuck. This isn't racism. Look up the definition.
So?
So? My God. Have you ever owned, managed, or run a business that's open to the rabble-rousing public? It's a joke. I hate 1984 bullshit as much as the next person, but, yeah. They use these tactics for a reason and that's because more and more punks out there think they can do whatever they want in "public"-- which this is not.
My God
My God is better than your god.
My Jesus could kick your Jesus's ass.
To the Jew scum above
While we are at it, why don't we round up all jews send them into camps? They are the reason for every war in the middle east after all. There you go, freedom peace and no more paki terrorists.
To All Scum
The great people of the planet Xenthar are offended by you hideous humans.
I like eggs!
I like eggs!
I like turtles!
I like turtles!
I like eggs too!
I like eggs too!
Me Too
Eggs,Yum........
To all Humans and Xentharnians
The people of glokorpton67 are offended by you foul beings.
ive got a lovely bunch of
ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts,,,
Photography
They forgot to add:
"No photographing of this sign allowed."
Just goes to show that businesses of all sizes naturally take to fascism.
The people of the world are
The people of the world are offended by you English twits. Your country may possibly be the only one sadder and stupider than the USA is currently, which is really saying something. But, as a 5 generations gone unreconstructed American-Irish English hating bigot, it couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of imperialist racist murdering shameless cunts. Have fun with that. Chinga Te!
Politically Correct Racism
If you're gonna be Racist, you should at least know what you're talking about. India and Pakistan are two different countries that hate each other. Pakistan is the Muslim nation while India is Secular (i.e.,religion has nothing to do with government) and is majorly Hindu. So when you're addressing Muslims you mean Pakistani/Bangladeshi Restaurants, not Indian ones. Now you can continue to be the racist that you are.
You're all a bunch of
You're all a bunch of repugnant kikes. Honestly, all of you have slandered America, Britain, Jews, Muslims, and Pakistanis. Half of you don't know what you're talking about. The other half are more concerned with eggs and the planet Xenthar. I most certainly hope that all of you understand how low you stoop in blanketing an entire fucking ethnic group based solely upon the actions of an immensely insane few.
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